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This is a real gem 300IQ Joke: What did the camel say to the mountain range? Show-off!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
6. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
9. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
11. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
12. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
13. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
17. Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.
18. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
19. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
20. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
21. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
22. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
23. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
24. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
25. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
27. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
28. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
29. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
31. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
34. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
35. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
36. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
37. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
39. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
40. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
41. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
42. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
43. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
44. What do you call a bear with no
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